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Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Bright Lights, Big City I used to think I light to do laundry. I really did. I would do a load of laundry and be so happy... and then I moved to NYC. I have now discovered drop off/pickup laundry service. I realize that I like clean laundry, not doing laundry. I drop it off, I come home from work and pick it up.. and it's folded, clean, and smells like baby shampoo. I guess it is the little things in life!
Monday, January 26, 2009
Two years later.. I fell back onto the face of the planet. So I think I'm going to give this a whirl again. I realize that every now and then I try it.. but it doesn't seem to stick. This time I think is the magic time. I think this because I'm now living in NYC and this will be my link back to the world. Well.. the world of the midwest. Yeah, this is me. Seven days into my move from Columbus to NYC. I don't really know anyone here. Actually I know some. I know the folks I work with, but I can't really hang out with them. I know my roommate now. I know some folks I went drinking with last time I was here for training. So this is me now. I'm in a new place.. pretty much all by my lonesome. More to come!
Saturday, February 17, 2007
WTF? So something really bizarre just happened to me. We've been having some major snow in Ohio. It is so high that you can't tell there is a step down off my porch to the ground. So I've just been using the garage door to go in and out of the house. I've been doing this since Tuesday afternoon. Today the garage door starting having some issues (pos that it is) and I went out the front door with the intention of shovelling the porch and sidewalk off. There are like, 10 dead robins on my porch. Yeah.
Sunday, October 01, 2006
My Poor Pooch! I'm devestated. We took our dog to Petsmart for a nice little grooming. This is what they did to my dog: 
Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Quick Updated I realize that I've fallen off the face of the blogosphere, but sorry.. I was getting my life in order! Yeah.. that's my excuse. I just feel like I've had so much to do. First a bought a condo, then I had to get furniture for it, move in, buy more stuff, be poor, work has been crazy, the summer was gone in an instant.. and now what? I'm exhausted and I have a dog. I'm constantly not getting enough sleep and I'm missing my friends and hanging out with them.. I live with Clinton now. It isn't going all that well. I really thought that we could make it work if we lived together. I guess maybe it was that I thought I'd maybe make the list of his top 10 priorities once school was out of the way. I love him, I just think I'm done waiting on our relationship to actually start. Oh well. That's how life goes.
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I can't believe you sucked off a broom. -Mel to Me You jacked it off before I sucked it off! -Me to Mel If I dress in drag can I get a $1 martini? -Mike to the Spice Bouncer If you dress in drag and they won't serve you I'LL buy you a martini. -Straight and Married boucner at Spice to Mike To the Motherfucking floater! -Kat, toasting a floater in Mels shot glass That I'm about to drink. -Mel I SAID... does he look like a bitch?? -Kathy and Mike at the same time when they see Samuel L Jackson on TV. I think the gin will dilote it some. -Mel See.. either by random or by intelligence there was a seed planted.. and then there were some monkeys. -Mel explaining Darwins Theory You did me, I did you, now you do Mel. -Kat to Mike "Fuckin' quotes -Mike writing in Kats quotebook" - Mike "Only its Mels quotebook asshole." -Kat "Whatev"-Mike "Red-Headed Sluts." -Mike "I think he'd like two." -Mel Wow, it got really dark. -Mike after putting out the candle My arm is all sticky. -Kat Why are you guys double teaming me!! -Kat Ohhh barkeep! -Mike I'm so fing drunk. -Kat  "What can I say? I'm a thugg." -Me "I'm drinking da good shit tanight." -Mel about gin "Is it because I smell like spilled beer?" -Kat "i cant remeber the name of the bar.. but it's a martini bar...." *does hand signal for martini- mel (later we discovered that the martini bar was call Martinis.... go figure. "Yeah, according to me you like the ass relations." -Jennie about the best rumor I ever had about me "Kathy, Michele and I want to know what a mustache ride is." -Jennifer "Seriously?" -Kathy "Yeah, some guy asked me if I wanted one and I didn't know what it was so I asked Michele and she doesn't know either." -Jennifer This happened at the company Christmas party and Michele and Jennife  If I walked in on a girl dressed like that (nothing but hooker boots) bent over the side of a bed I don't know if I'd shit or go blind first." ~Bday Boy "Well, I didn't realize that either of those were options." ~Kat  "It is always a weekend at the Nasty Beech!" - DB "Schmick... you know.. it's Yiddish.. for schmick." - Clinton ...Josh is telling a story about being drunk in the car and passing a deer, stopping the car to get out... "So what were you going to do with the deer if you caught it?" - Chrissy "KICK ITS ASS!!" - Josh "What song do you like having sex to?" - Jennie "Something Linkin Park." Chrissy "I like hard rock." - Jennie "You know I don't think I've ever actually had sex to music." - Chrissy "Justify My Love." - R.K. (a guy) "You mean by Madonna?" - Me "It's a good song." R.K. "I'm an e-pimp." - Jennie "Did I say fuck the cucumber? No I said Fuck the cheese!" -Me to Mike after he stole the cucumber off my sandwich "I write things down that I think sound funny... like Irish Potato famine.. couldn't they just grow corn?" -Mike "When I can't see your house because of the inflatable football players there is a problem." -Megan Possibly almost as messed up as Salad Fingers. I put on my robe and wizard hat. You absolutely must visit Salad Fingers... http://www.fat-pie.com/flash.htm  Special Europe Quotes.. I'll add more as I find them. "You can call me: Megiver" "Don't snort the gray cocaine!" - Amsterdam, 'nuff said. "Don't drink the cheap vodka!" "Donde esta.. bar?" "Kathy, stop with your Spanglish. Gabe speaks Spanish." - Me getting yelled at by Duncan cause I'm making an ass of myself. "Let's just say I'd bet my whole Europe trip that kid was gay."- Gabe on the male carnie "10 Million people die a year of wanton lesbianism." - You know, I'm not really sure how this came up exactly. It was said after a severe lack of sleep. "I'm a closet republican" - Me coming out to Julia "Yeah, I get a lot of compliments on my eyes when I wear this outfit." - "Faux 40s" "I hope we didn't wake you up.. we were just watching a DVD and sometimes you have to hit the computer to keep it from skipping. We had to hit it a lot at the end of the movie." -The carnies who slept in the bed under us explaining the thumping going on under there. By the way.. they were on their honeymoon. "You and your gas station can suck it!" - Taken out of context thanks to Hannah. The spread of evil is the symptom of a vacuum. whenever evil wins, it is only by default: by the moral failure of those who evade the fact that there can be no compromise on basic principles. - Ayn Rand |
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